Seeing Austrian defender Fuchs at Leicester Metropolis impressed us to place collectively a countdown of essentially the most laughable names we've discovered within the sporting world.
There are particular moments when it's good (and proper) to be slightly immature.
And nothing makes us snort as teenage college children greater than a naughty-sounding identify — particularly when that identify belongs to a non-English speaker who doesn't even understand the comedic worth it occurs to provide.
After Leicester Metropolis raised a number of eyebrows over the signing of Austrian defender Christian Fuchs, we've determined to choose a few of the most brilliantly impolite names sport has had the pleasure of giving us.
Titles that grow to be remark gold and the spelling of which instantly makes you do a double-take and ask, “Did I see that proper?”
These are the weirdest, most superb, and (in some instances) downright dirtiest names from the world of sports activities, together with some largely made-up info to associate with them.
Don't really feel responsible in any respect about laughing at these…
21. Christian Fuchs
The Austrian defender performed 66 occasions for his nation. He spent the final 4 seasons at Schalke earlier than being launched by Leicester Metropolis on a free.
20. Irina Slutskaya
Retired Russian determine skater who’s a two-time world champion and two-time Olympic medalist. She was entered in a number of tournaments.
19. Dick Trickle
Former American race automobile driver believed to have received over 1,200 characteristic races. He tragically dedicated suicide in 2013 (that's true after all).
18. Misty Hyman
Retired American swimmer who received gold within the 200-meter butterfly on the 2000 Summer season Olympics. She was at all times pushing herself to the breaking level.
17. Karen Cockburn
Canadian trampoline gymnast who received particular person silver medals on the 2004 and 2008 Summer season Olympics. Solely the gold was awarded for “2008 Unofficial Olympic Finest Title”.
16. Andre Muff
Former Swiss footballer who performed as a ahead and was capped twice at full worldwide stage. We would as nicely play within the gap, we had been advised.
15. Contemporary Bastard
Former English novice footballer who performed within the late nineteenth century. Sadly, we didn't discover a lot details about his mother and father.
14. Kim
Portuguese footballer who performs as a goalkeeper – made nearly 300 appearances and scored 32 occasions for his nation throughout an extended spell with Braga and Benfica. Identified for distributing Quim-essential fluid from behind.
13. Gregor Fucka
Retired Slovenian-Italian basketball participant who received the European Participant of the Yr award in 2000. Extra well-liked than his identify suggests.
12. Jean condom
Former French worldwide rugby participant who performed as a lock. He at all times supplied safety to his again line.
11. Dean Windass
Retired England striker who loved his most profitable spells with Hull Metropolis and Bradford Metropolis. He was recognized to trigger a stench within the locker room.
10. Dick Paradise
Former American ice hockey participant who performed 144 video games within the World Hockey Affiliation for the Minnesota Preventing Saints. An web search revealed that it shares a reputation with a naturist colony in Indonesia. In all probability.
9. Ralf Minge
Retired German worldwide who performed as a striker – spent his total profession with Dynamo Dresden. Provided that, you'd anticipate his identify to signify one thing longer.
8. Johnny Dickshot
Former Main League Baseball outfielder who performed for the Pittsburgh Pirates, New York Giants and Chicago White Sox. He tried to develop a particular curved ball that plunged into the attacker's personal elements, nevertheless it was forbidden.
7. Fanny Chmelar
A German alpine skier who competed within the 2010 Winter Olympics. Her identify as soon as despatched Bradley Walsh into hysterics throughout a Chase episode. Now the proprietor of a discreet vary of female hygiene merchandise.
6. Danny Shittu
The Nigerian centre-back is at the moment having fun with his second spell at Championship facet Millwall. Higher than his identify suggests – plus you'd by no means inform him so to his face when his dimension.
5. Andreas Wank
German ski jumper who completed tenth within the particular person occasions on the 2014 Olympics. He at all times does a superb job.
4. Stefan Kuntz
Retired German worldwide footballer who performed as a striker. The identify was famously mocked in Baddiel and Skinner's 98 Three Lions video.
3. Gaylord Silly
Lengthy distance runner who represents Seychelles internationally. He additionally works as a tree surgeon in France (truly true). And we thought they made that identify up for Meet the Dad and mom.
2. Argel fucks
Former Brazilian footballer who performed as a central defender and received one cap at full worldwide stage. Now a really exhausting supervisor.
1. Yoshie Takeshita
From a spot known as Fukuoka (appears to be true) and a part of the Japanese girls's volleyball staff that received bronze on the 2012 Summer season Olympics. We expect she fortunately by no means had a bowel motion whereas competing.
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